friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
Anonymous asked: Your art is really cool. And you like Soul Eater? Freaking awesome :)
captain-galaga: *GRABS YOUR SHOULDERS* STAR TREK *SHAKES YOU VIOLENTLY* STAR TREK *THROWS YOU AGAINST A WALL* STAR TREK *SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT* S T A R T R E K
excalilbur: excalilbur: i have more followers than there are people in my school
smilingemoticon: i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue
epiicer: epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH OMG
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...